“A lot of baking recipes will use really terrible metaphors such as ’like lava’ or ‘billowy clouds.’ I have never in all my life seen a batter that reminded me either of the texture of molten stone or a gaseous vapor, but also, I’ve never stuck a spoon in lava or a cloud, so it’s really hard for me to judge.” —u/n00bdragon “Recipes that don’t have a ‘jump to recipe’ button; I’m not trying to read how this bbq chicken saved your marriage. I just need cooking times!” —u/giant_spleen_eater
