“After the first one didn’t you think, Even if the sign outside says occupied, I better lock it this time.” —HandLion
“Would 100% fat not just be… literal fat?"—HandLion I had NO IDEA that it was about a dude banging a bunch of chicks until I heard it in a grocery store and I was fucking scandalized.” —TheHierothot “For the longest time I thought astigmatism was ‘a stigmatism.’ So I think we cancel each other out!” —Unclejaps
“Dude, same! It wasn’t until I was reading something in a class in high school or college and someone read euthanasia that my mind was fucking blown. I felt so freaking dumb, LOL.” —ThePhabtom4567
“This was done to make it easier for the right-handed handmaiden to dress the lady!” —rngtrtl “😂 What made you think there were three?” —Curious-2577 “I just learned that coriander spice is just cilantro seeds.” —t-toddy —Trenuk13 “OMG, I’m cackling at you showing your friends.” —TinyGreenTurtles
“And, also, most of the time the gas hose is in fact long enough to reach the other side. I want to emphasize this — you can in fact easily get the nozzle to your car if you pull up enough so it only has to cover the backside of your car — not the whole length of say, a big ass van.” —Get_me_Billie
“Screenshot taken. Sent to my husband.” —Complete_Minimum1001
“The exact same thing happened to me with seahorses 😅.” —cgalisteo
She looked at me like I was an idiot (which I was/am) and asked, ‘Hold on…do you think ponies are just baby horses?’ To which I replied ‘… Are they not?‘So yeah, turns out I’m a fucking dummy 🤷♂️. I never really had any experience with horses so I just knew that ponies were small horses and assumed that it was like how puppies were child dogs, ponies were therefore child horses." —Lowkey_ “They’re not? 😂” —Curious-2577
